..... ATTACK OF THE KILLER WEDGE! Seriously, imagine what would happen to your poor defenseless foot if you dared wear this evil wedge? Your feet would get eaten alive. Talk about horror movie. Humor aside, let's talk about these shoes. First of all, whoever thought a black wedge was a good idea isn't all that smart. A wedge is a light and flirty summer shoe that you wear with jeans or an adorable summer dress and, I don't know, drink lemonade at a sidewalk cafe. I can't imagine these looking cute with jeans OR a summer dress, so what are you supposed to wear them with? Second, I don't know how to explain the fact that the rope sides rise up, trying to form some pseudo shoe. (It's not working) It just looks ridiculous, and not even in a remotely cool way. They aren't cool enough to be described as interesting. FUG all the way here.
Buy for $535 via Barneys (why you'd want to is beyond me)
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